gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(Source: marytheechidna)

2 hours ago · 54065 · reblog

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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5 hours ago · 231828 · reblog

tonystarks:

clint barton is my favorite avenger because he’s the type of guy to fall down and yell “PARKOUR”

7 hours ago · 5123 · reblog

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

11 hours ago · 225249 · reblog

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

13 hours ago · 54860 · reblog

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

18 hours ago · 143416 · reblog

(Source: sadshawty)

20 hours ago · 25481 · reblog

Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: wadeweilson)

22 hours ago · 36281 · reblog

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

1 day ago · 330040 · reblog

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

1 day ago · 316610 · reblog

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(Source: memewhore)

1 day ago · 155364 · reblog

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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1 day ago · 119972 · reblog

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

(Source: understandingghosts)

1 day ago · 224019 · reblog